And I noticed that one of their big slogans is “Feet together, thighs apart” and I wondered to myself, which resulted in this:

And I exclaimed “I’M NEVER GOING TO BE PART OF THEIR CLUB, AM I DOING IT WRONG?”

And then I realized that I was:

So don’t worry everyone, I got this. 

TODAY, I AM ORANGE.

I think it’s funny how perfect everyone at my school tries to dress, and even more-so on the first day, and then I show up wearing a dog sweater.

But really, I adore this sweater. I’M NOT HERE TO IMPRESS.

Zucchini pizza babies.

These are awesome.

I set off my smoke detector making these.

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

THEY ARE VEGAN BECAUSE I’M VEGAN AND EVERYONE SHOULD BE VEGAN AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU SO THAT ANON CAN BE HAPPY AND FEEL GOOD THAT I AM REACHING MY VEGAN PROMOTION QUOTA.

Today’s at work meals include:

-A smoothie made of soy milk, almond milk, a banana, walnuts, almonds, a whole bunch of raw peanut butter, 3 dates, Amish raspberry butter, agave and I think that’s it.

-Juice consisting of a pomegranate, mango, kiwi, apple, and sparkling water.

Someone needs to smack that smug look off my face.

Trying to get myself back on track.

ALL DRESSED UP AND NOWHERE TO GO: XTREME BANGS EDITION

This picture does the ridiculousness of my bangs any justice.

I guess today is as good of a day as ever to finally update my avatar.

CHECK OUT THOSE BLINDS.

cutthroattactics:

karilsquires:

Sharkpack and I are ready to take over the mean streets of UConn once again.

That is so cool!

My backpack is my pride and joy.